Jokes From Chinese Comedian Guo DeGang

Hi, Buddy, Please step back, you block my cell phone signal.
I want the whole world to know that I am a very low key person.
Oh, You are so busy, Why do you have to go to washroom by yourself?
Your stupidity is always very creative.
Came into this world, I don’t intend to go back alive!
Since I had a mental problem, I feel very high now.
If you can not tolerate me, it is not because you have a narrow mind, it is because my personality is too great.
As a role model of failure, you are so successful.
My heart is so broken that if I show it to you, it looks like a dumpling stuffing.
As for your words, I do not even believe those punctuation.
Who cares about youth, who wasn’t young before? Have you been old?
Do not move! The left side of your brain is full of water, the right side of your brain is full of flour. It’s ok if you do not move it. If you move it, your brain will become a paste.
Do not say I’m arrogant, I just refused to deal with animals.
The difference between people and pigs is that pigs are always pigs, but people are not always human beings sometimes.
When you have a problem, try to find the reason within. Do not say your constipation problem is caused by the earth without gravity.
If I dont eat enough, how can I have energy to lose weight?
Low-key is the most utterly show off.

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