All About Marriage: Are They Facts Or Fiction?

Love is the eternal theme of our life. But, is a marriage an end of it? Following humour are all about marriage. Are they fact or fiction? You make the call!

1. Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.
2. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin…. they can’t face each other, but they still stay together.
3. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sue of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is.
4. Marriage is when a man and woman become as one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
5. Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something she says. After marriage, he will fall asleep before she finish.
6. Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.
7. They say when a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, that is LOVE. After marriage, that is SELF DEFENCE.
8. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
9. Marriage is an institution where the man loses his Bachelor’s Degree and the woman gets her Master’s Degree.
10. In marriage, a man can have words with his wife, but a woman can have paragraphs with her husband.
11. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.
12. LOVE is a long sweet dream; MARRIAGE is the alarm clock.
13. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But, when a 10 year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
14. Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence… a LIFE SENTENCE.
15. Married life is very mysterious… In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen…..