The genius loved riding the waves of political and economic chaos—surfing it all in his shiny red Tesla. He thought he was in control… until […]
Continue readingOne Jingle, Three Lifetimes
Forget facelifts — the ice cream truck jingle is my anti-aging serum.One note, and the old man in me straightens his back.By the second note, […]
Continue readingRoar All You Want, I Still Bite
The lion picked a fight with a mosquito.The mosquito said, ‘Bold move — starting a war you can’t catch.’Three sleepless nights later, the lion surrendered… […]
Continue readingCommander-in-Chip
Joke:A robot sitting behind the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office, wires neatly combed, presidential seal glowing. Caption:“After replacing truck drivers, copywriters, and customer service […]
Continue readingHard-Boiled Delusion
The egg had a dream: to shatter the wall and prove everyone wrong.First attempt—he cracks a little.Second—he shatters more.Third time—he launches himself like a legend… […]
Continue readingLove, in Circles
She treats the relationship like a revolving door—not because she craves drama, but because standing still scares her more than spinning in circles. She steps […]
Continue readingThe Rise Before the Drop
The Wall Street Bull gets a free elevator ride—surrounded by bullish enthusiasts packed in tight. They hold their breath as the floor numbers climb, eyes […]
Continue readingSit Down. Be Judged.
The platform scale had taken over my chair.No warning. No negotiation. Just… sitting there. Waiting. It didn’t say a word,but its look said plenty:“Did you […]
Continue readingRipen with Me
I used to be hard, dry, and a bit of a mouthful—left your tongue puckered and your patience tested.(Yeah… sorry about that.) But time has […]
Continue readingFluffiest Diplomat in the Sky
There it goes… the world’s fluffiest diplomat—pollinating the planet one olive branch at a time.No passport, no politics, just pure peace vibes.Who needs borders when […]
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