laugh Library -10

Welcome to Laugh Library, your ultimate source for a dose of daily laughter and endless amusement. Our digital shelves are stocked with an extensive collection of witty anecdotes, hilarious tales, and side-splitting humour, all curated for your amusement.

The philosophical chicken asks the age-old question:

‘Did I come first, or did the egg?

很有哲学头脑的鸡问了一个古老的问题:

“是先有我,还是先有鸡蛋?”

 

I’ve grown wiser not because I get older,

but because I’ve experienced more hurts.

我变得更聪明了,

这并不是我长大了,而是我经历了很多伤害.

 

Why did the grape become so mature?

Because it went through a lot of “wine”-ding moments in life!

为什么葡萄会变得这么成熟?

因为它一生经历了很多被抱怨的时刻!

 

Why did the raindrop challenge the mountain to a duel?

To prove whether persistence or

rock come out on top!

雨滴为何要向大山发起决斗?

它就是要证明是坚持还是磐石能取得胜利!

 

I played the lute with some wrong notes for the cow.

The cow pretended to enjoy it, sparing me the embarrassment.

我为牛弹奏了一些错误的琵琶音,

牛假装很享受,免去了我的尴尬