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Stick the Apple logo on your toilet seat,
and your toilet is instantly upgraded to iShit.
把苹果的商标贴在马桶盖上，你的马桶就立马生级为iShit了
Apple wants every flush to be a revolutionary experience.
That’s why it became the iThrone in high-tech.
苹果希望每次冲水都成为一次革命性的体验。
这就是为什么它成为高科技领域的 iThrone。
If I stick the Apple logo on my forehead,
I’ll become the apple in your eye.
如果我把苹果的商标贴在脑门上，
我就成为你的i人了。
Every time people buy Apple products,
they wish they could take a bite out of the apple.
每个人在掏钱包买苹果产品时都恨不得咬苹果一口
Cheer up, iChair, don’t be deflated – we need your elevated vibes!
振作起来，iChair，不要泄气——我们需要你的振奋精神
