Laugh Library – 19

Welcome to Laugh Library, your ultimate source for a dose of daily laughter and endless amusement. Our digital shelves are stocked with an extensive collection of witty anecdotes, hilarious tales, and side-splitting humour, all curated for your amusement.

Look, I’ve deposited a lot into my food bank;

Nobody can steal from it.

看看,我已经往我的食物银行里存了很多食物;

没有人可以窃取它。

 

When the crab is red, it’s cooked.

当螃蟹变红时,它就是被煮了。

 

 

I cannot stand up; I am burdened by love.

我站不起来; 我背负着爱的重担。

 

The reason the balloon is floating in the air is that somebody blew air into it.

气球漂浮在空中的原因是有人向其中吹了空气。

 

 

A gentleman should behave like a snail,

knowing when to stretch and when to retract.

君子应该像蜗牛一样,知道什么时候该伸,什么时候该缩。