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Roar All You Want, I Still Bite

  • Humour
July 7, 2025 jane

The lion picked a fight with a mosquito.The mosquito said, ‘Bold move — starting a war you can’t catch.’Three sleepless nights later, the lion surrendered… […]

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Commander-in-Chip

  • Humour
July 7, 2025 jane

Joke:A robot sitting behind the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office, wires neatly combed, presidential seal glowing. Caption:“After replacing truck drivers, copywriters, and customer service […]

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Hard-Boiled Delusion

  • Humour
July 7, 2025July 7, 2025 jane

The egg had a dream: to shatter the wall and prove everyone wrong.First attempt—he cracks a little.Second—he shatters more.Third time—he launches himself like a legend… […]

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Love, in Circles

  • Humour
June 30, 2025 jane

She treats the relationship like a revolving door—not because she craves drama, but because standing still scares her more than spinning in circles. She steps […]

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The Rise Before the Drop

  • Humour
June 27, 2025June 30, 2025 jane

The Wall Street Bull gets a free elevator ride—surrounded by bullish enthusiasts packed in tight. They hold their breath as the floor numbers climb, eyes […]

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Sit Down. Be Judged.

  • Humour
June 24, 2025 jane

The platform scale had taken over my chair.No warning. No negotiation. Just… sitting there. Waiting. It didn’t say a word,but its look said plenty:“Did you […]

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Ripen with Me

  • Humour
June 23, 2025 jane

I used to be hard, dry, and a bit of a mouthful—left your tongue puckered and your patience tested.(Yeah… sorry about that.) But time has […]

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Fluffiest Diplomat in the Sky

  • Humour
  • Life
June 23, 2025 jane

There it goes… the world’s fluffiest diplomat—pollinating the planet one olive branch at a time.No passport, no politics, just pure peace vibes.Who needs borders when […]

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Couch Potato

  • Humour
June 20, 2025 jane

People call me a lazy couch potato, and I resent that!My sprints to the couch? That’s cardio.My midnight fridge laps? Clearly cycling.Wandering into bad decisions? […]

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Self-Crowned Giant

  • Humour
June 20, 2025 jane

“Among the dwarfs, I’m a giant,” said the big dog, towering over toy-sized pups.He stood tall like a general, howled like a lion—conveniently forgetting his […]

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