People always swoon over my beauty and fragrance—but the moment they meet my thorns, they call me difficult. Excuse me, darling—those aren’t flaws, that’s called […]
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These days, Canadian maple syrup gets its own inspection line. Copper sets off its own metal detector. And Canadian hockey players? They get pulled aside […]
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The crab strutted down the street like it owned the place. No one mattered. Nothing could stop it. It thought it was famous—red-hot and unstoppable.Until […]
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They called me an ugly duckling, time and again,so I stopped reaching for eyes that never saw me. And that’s when they finally looked—but by […]
Continue readingHeld by the Deep, Not Defeated
The genius loved riding the waves of political and economic chaos—surfing it all in his shiny red Tesla. He thought he was in control… until […]
Continue readingOne Jingle, Three Lifetimes
Forget facelifts — the ice cream truck jingle is my anti-aging serum.One note, and the old man in me straightens his back.By the second note, […]
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The lion picked a fight with a mosquito.The mosquito said, ‘Bold move — starting a war you can’t catch.’Three sleepless nights later, the lion surrendered… […]
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Joke:A robot sitting behind the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office, wires neatly combed, presidential seal glowing. Caption:“After replacing truck drivers, copywriters, and customer service […]
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The egg had a dream: to shatter the wall and prove everyone wrong.First attempt—he cracks a little.Second—he shatters more.Third time—he launches himself like a legend… […]
Continue readingLove, in Circles
She treats the relationship like a revolving door—not because she craves drama, but because standing still scares her more than spinning in circles. She steps […]
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